the dark cartel

December 24, 2008

we talkin bout FLEA MARKET!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — Dark Dante @ 9:08 am

Okay, so maybe you weren’t interested in my hott!!1 of state contest, but you’ll surely be interested in this.

July 24th, 2006: “Minimal” was announced by the Pet Shop Boys as the second commercially available single from their album Fundamental in the UK. In this song, the word MINIMAL is repeatedly spelled out to the beat of the song.

December 4th 2006 - Sammy Stephens appears on The Ellen Degeneres Show, introducing a quirky advertisement in which he danced and rapped about his flea market in Montgomery, Alabama specializing in living room, bedroom, and dinette sets.

January 2007: This commercial spreads through the internet via YouTube, BoingBoing and similar sites using the slogan, “It’s Just Like A Mini Mall”.

February 9th, 2007: Having just previously experienced the “Flea Market Montgomery” video, Pimpdaddysupreme hears the Pet Shop Boy’s (M Factor Mix) of their single “Minimal” inspiring him to complete the audio mashup of the two.

Sept 24th 2007: Pimpdaddysupreme unleashes the Flea Market Montgomery (It’s Just Like Minimal) mashup video onto the Internet.

December 23, 2008

Evacuate the building! There are particles of white power floating around!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — Dark Dante @ 9:43 am

U.S. Embassy In Madrid Receives Mail Containing Suspicious White Power

hott11! of state!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — Dark Dante @ 9:15 am


Barack Obama, President-Elect of the United States of America


Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister of the Russian Federation

Whose country has the head of state with the hottest body now?

December 16, 2008

Holland Township family angry that supermarket won’t personalize cake for their son

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — Dark Dante @ 9:27 am

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf’s birthday.

November 22, 2008

Axl Rose loses mind, releases new album

Filed under: Uncategorized — razer @ 5:17 pm

I think the photo speaks for itself, but you can read the story here.

November 21, 2008

Pirates thwarted with MP3 blast

Filed under: Uncategorized — razer @ 5:32 pm

“You’ll be in absolute agony,” APMSS chief executive Nick Davis, a 38-year-old ex-army man, told AFP.

“It’s very effective up to 1,000 metres and excruciating if you get within 100 to 200 metres if it’s at full power. It would give you more or less permanent hearing damage.”

November 9, 2008

White shark civilization on the rise

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — razer @ 6:33 pm

Researchers in 82 nations, whose 10-year study aims to help protect life in the seas, found a mysterious meeting place for white sharks in the eastern Pacific Ocean and algae thriving at -25 degrees Celsius (-13 Fahrenheit) in the Arctic.

http://www.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/idUSTRE4A82GL20081109

Other findings showed that white sharks traveled thousands of kilometers to spend six months at what researchers called the “White Shark Cafe” in the Pacific between Hawaii and California.

Maybe someone should send Artur Gorski down there to investigate this great white hope.

Finally, the end of white man’s civilization

Filed under: Uncategorized — razer @ 2:30 pm

Poland’s foreign ministry on Sunday condemned an opposition member of parliament who said U.S. President-elect Barack Obama’s victory was a triumph for al Qaeda.”Someone regarded by the (American) Republican right as a crypto-communist has become the leader of the world’s greatest power … and al Qaeda are rubbing their hands with glee that the new president wants peace, not war,” Artur Gorski of the opposition Law and Justice (PiS) party told parliament last week.

“The black messiah of the new left has crushed the Republican candidate John McCain, and America will soon pay a high price for this quirk of democracy,” he added.

“Obama is an approaching catastrophe. This marks the end of white man’s civilisation,” he said in an address.

November 6, 2008

The difference between Palin’s mouth and…

Filed under: Uncategorized — razer @ 9:11 pm

well, see for yourself.

November 4, 2008

Steven Seagal Solo Album

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Dark Dante @ 8:56 am

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