the dark cartel

July 30, 2009

he tried to make them stop

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Hitler tried to get his friends to quit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tobacco_movement_in_Nazi_Germany

“Nazi leaders believed that it was wrong for the master race to smoke”

June 20, 2009

When Shatner met Koko

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June 19, 2009

Dark Cartel Business Card

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A sample of a Dark Cartel business card circa 1998.

A sample of a Dark Cartel business card circa 1998.

December 30, 2008

Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” on Kazoo

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December 24, 2008

we talkin bout FLEA MARKET!

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Okay, so maybe you weren’t interested in my hott!!1 of state contest, but you’ll surely be interested in this.

July 24th, 2006: “Minimal” was announced by the Pet Shop Boys as the second commercially available single from their album Fundamental in the UK. In this song, the word MINIMAL is repeatedly spelled out to the beat of the song.

December 4th 2006 - Sammy Stephens appears on The Ellen Degeneres Show, introducing a quirky advertisement in which he danced and rapped about his flea market in Montgomery, Alabama specializing in living room, bedroom, and dinette sets.

January 2007: This commercial spreads through the internet via YouTube, BoingBoing and similar sites using the slogan, “It’s Just Like A Mini Mall”.

February 9th, 2007: Having just previously experienced the “Flea Market Montgomery” video, Pimpdaddysupreme hears the Pet Shop Boy’s (M Factor Mix) of their single “Minimal” inspiring him to complete the audio mashup of the two.

Sept 24th 2007: Pimpdaddysupreme unleashes the Flea Market Montgomery (It’s Just Like Minimal) mashup video onto the Internet.

December 23, 2008

Evacuate the building! There are particles of white power floating around!

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U.S. Embassy In Madrid Receives Mail Containing Suspicious White Power

hott11! of state!

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Barack Obama, President-Elect of the United States of America


Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister of the Russian Federation

Whose country has the head of state with the hottest body now?

December 16, 2008

Holland Township family angry that supermarket won’t personalize cake for their son

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JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf’s birthday.

October 28, 2008

Post-Maturity

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In order to properly describe the reconstituted Dark Cartel, I propose the following term: post-maturity.  Post-maturity is the stage you reach after maturity wherein one is so mature that it’s okay to be immature again.  It’s a second adolescence, the kind of adolescence only a mature adult is in a position to enjoy.

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